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The Dumpster Creed
05:19
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(Tree Verse)
shitposting, the fire's burning full of trash, ruining the seasons of each team.
the failures of many teams you see,
losing the playoffs with futility
theres failures, spanos to green bay.
fired a shitty coach, was just a mistake.
(chorus)
let's go there,
make our escape,
cmon let's go there,
to the stopsandwesay
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
to a place where love can sheen
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
to a place where Tree sings creed
(baldy verse)
Baldy, he loves his teams, but gets heartbroken by his giants.
the mets lost, and tried to escape, the season with the playoff. game.
but spanos, tried to escape into LA.
(chorus)
let's go there,
make our escape,
cmon let's go there,
to the stopsandwesay
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
to a place where love can sheen
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
to a place where Tree sings creed
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2. |
Trash Rollin
03:31
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(1st chorus)
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
(Verse 1 Tree)
Now I know Goff be throwing them picks out there!
Wentz team is shit!
No Playoffs this year!
All the Steelers fans
Throw Their Trash in the Air!
Just because Tomlin don't care
and Rooney don't care!
Jameis decides to throw like shit
joke's on the fitz to use that josh rosen prick
so where the fuck is Tom?
the refs are never wrong?
and that pass just went long,
but he's not in this song!
(chorus)
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
(baldy verse)
Matt, wanna trade for Turbisky?
We should Trade for Trubisky?
because he's not the real deal,
in the draft or on the field!
See those record picks out there?
he's throwing em all the time!
so we need a QB who can get it past that line
Chargers got a lame bunch
the attendance is a lame duck,
never filled stubhub is a sign that our team sucks
empty grandstands,
filled with away fans
LA cares more about some lame band.
(chorus)
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
(Dodger of Zion breakdown)
Hey ravens!
my homies!
and all yall who know the pats suck
snapchatters!
Big Ballers!
and everyone sending all those dollars!
Hey Philly! Hey Yinzers!
make some noise! I know ya got it in ya!
shitposters, Dumpster Divers,
And Everybody watching round the world!
(chorus)
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Throw picks, no touchdowns
Shit throw & Knees Down
Bad Pass Bad Pass
what's Trubisky gonna do now?
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
Trash rollin rollin rollin rollin
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3. |
Photodak
02:31
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(verse 1)
Look at this pick from Dak!
Everytime I do it hits a back.
Why’d the cowboys get so dead?
And what the hell is on Jerry’s head?
Dan Snyder needs to sell the team
I wish he did, but it's just a dream.
Rivera's gonna leave next year,
just pray to god he doesn't end up here!
(Chorus)
Every interception thrown to the wrong team!
Just Blinding us brighter than Fives’ Sheen,
It’s fucked Up this season,
What is the reason?
Dak Suucks
We suuuck
It’s fucked us this season,
What’s the reason?
They suuuuck
We suuuuck
(Verse 2)
Look at this pick from Dak!
right into the hands of a defensive back.
How'd the eagles win that game,
The NFC East is a league of shame!
I got Divisional runner up!
The expectations never lived it up,
It’s too sad to even place your bet.
Just a shitty year for us to forget.
Every interception thrown to the wrong team!
Just Blinding us brighter than Fives’ Sheen,
It’s fucked Up this season,
What is the reason?
Dak Suucks
We suuuck
It’s fucked us this season,
What’s the reason?
They suuuuck
We suuuuck
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4. |
How The Rams Remind Me
02:28
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(Baldy)
Never won with Marcus peters
Couldn’t cut it with an elite offense.
Now we’ve lost all our first rounds,
Just look at our pathetic defense.
(Tree)
And this is how the rams remind me.
(Baldy again)
This is how they remind me of why Ramsey must go.
This is how they remind us of why all our trades blow!
(Tree)
Not you Sean, so sorry!
Record last season was a different story!
This time we were mistaken!
For handing us a great team worth breaking!
(Baldy)
And we’ve been wrong, we fell down!
To a nine-seven record last season!
All our cap space is gone,
Yet Ramsey’s the reason
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
ALL GONE
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
(tree)
Not like we didn’t know that,
We had potential and we just didn’t reach it.
The results just got so bad, getting fucked by the ravens just beached it.
And this is how the rams remind me of why Ramsey just sucks
This is how they remind me of why we’ve run out of luck!
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5. |
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Well ya only take a shit when you gotta go,
Only know a Jenner when she is a hoe
Only know Joe Flacco when he overthrows...
And he over throws!
Staring at receivers like a tard,
Walking to sidelines full of shart.
Couldn’t make the ravens pay him much
They got a running back who’s playing clutch!
He wanted all his money in a lump,
Now he’s just a backup in a dump!
Well ya only take a shit when you gotta go,
Only know a Jenner when she is a hoe
Only know Joe Flacco when he overthrows...
And he over throw!
Losing to the Titans was a punch,
Derrick Henry ate their defense just for lunch,
Lamar Jackson is a Running Back,
He’s easily faster than a Pontiac,
We all know the Steelers love this Part,
But primantis smells like farts!
Well ya only take a shit when you gotta go,
Only know a Jenner when she is a hoe
Only know Joe Flacco when he overthrows...
And he over throw!
Ya only know Malcolm Jenkins when his hits are low,
Ya only know the subway when it smells like B.O.
Ya only know baldy when his bald sheen glows!
And his bald sheen glows!
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6. |
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Fives:
one two three and to the four,
Bald baldy man and señor tree are at the door.
Shitting on his Steelers, cuz we know they suck!
Now I’m watching rob Manfred out there fucking shit up!
Tree:
Give me the mic next with baldy’s sheen like a bubble,
Monetization here from Raycon, now you know we’re in trouble.
Ain’t nuthin but a tree thang Baby
That shine on his dome is so crazy
Express VPN is what pays me!
Fives:
But uh yeah. Back to that yinzer at hand.
His Failures is so common yet we don’t understand!
From that yinzer’s perspective.
Before he does a new video sponsored by a contraceptive!
Tree:
hey! You never know! Yet I’m still growing my hair! But at the same time I’m probably too busy to care!
Fives:
Now you know I’m always better than that shit: Mr Leader of Men!
Ain’t more cases in Pittsburgh of corona than yen?
Tree:
Oh yeah? But you got more fuckin vids on stadiums than I could ever want inside my cranium!
Fives:
Oh yeah? Why don’t you do it if it ain’t so hard? I'll use my credit card!
Both:
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this
And who gives a fuck about us?
So just chill, 'til the next dumpster fire!
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7. |
Correa's Sport
00:52
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Cut my pitch into pieces
This is Correa’s sport!
Condemnation!
Just cheating!
Don’t give a fuck
if we’re taking a beating!
This is the Astro’s sport!
Cut their pitch into pieces!
Ruining the sport,
There’s no punishment,
Just cheating!
Don’t give a fuck if we’re taking a beating,
I just love seeing the pitchers toss em a beating!
We know it’s wrong, they thought it’s right.
If they robbed the Dodgers that night!
That MVP they swiped,
Now the benches cleared for a fight!
And the trash can’s banging tonight.
Cuz they swing and they miss,
They can’t read the pitch,
Wish somebody would bang on the lid.
Nice swing bitch,
That swing was shit!
Wish somebody would bang on the lid!
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